Archive for June, 2007

I found this on the net today. We totally have to get one for Casper:

http://www.helpingudders.com/CoolingVests.htm

The birds that built a nest in our garage and had themselves a few little baby birds have decided that it’s time to kick the babies out of the nest. I saw them training one of the young ones how to fly today. And the nest is totally empty. It did have 3 babies in it. Guess I missed the training of the other two babies.

Girls take both time and money.
Therefore, girls = time * money

Time is money.
Therefore, girls = money * money

Money is the root of all evil.
Therefore, girls = (square root)evil * (square root)evil

Therefore, girls = evil

(Stolen from the forums on TribalWars)

We have a couple small birds that built a nest in our garage this year. They were amazingly fast. Once they selected a spot, they had their nest built in a couple days. Since then, they’ve come and gone, but we’ve started to hear tiny chirps from the nest each time they come. Well, the chirps sounded a bit weak this morning, like maybe the baby birds aren’t as strong as I would like. So, I mentioned to Jessica that she could run down to the local convenience store/bait shop and get a small package of worms and the birds could have easy access to food to feed to the babies and that would help them survive, especially since birds are notorious for letting the weakest babies starve whenever food is in short supply. Jessica said she didn’t want to go and walked back into the house.

A second later the door opened up and she said “Besides, it’s that sort of thinking, over many generations, that gave us George Bush.”

I didn’t go get any worms.