Jessica went into the closet this morning and pulled out 4 shirts. These are the nice, tailored looking shirts from places like Ann Taylor’s The Loft. She wanted to take them with her because after work she is going to the tailor. I asked her why. She says that when she buys these kinds of tailored shirts, by the time she gets them large enough to go over her bust, they don’t pull into her waist like they are suppossed to. So, she has to go to the tailor and get her to bring them in at the waist even more than they are. My response, “Damn, I wish I had that problem. But nnnooooooo, when I buy jeans large enough to fit over my package I don’t have to take them to the tailor and get the waist pulled in…”